Didnt jokes
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
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TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
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