Didnt jokes
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!