Didnt jokes

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they didn’t have a home.

Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.

Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.

Why didn't the dog want to play football??

'Cause he was a boxer!

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.