Didnt jokes
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!