Didnt jokes
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"
The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"
The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”