Dick Jokes

A hobo couple is making out under a bridge. The gf goes - Johnny, why your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!

How do I make my dick disappear? I put it in your dad

What should people do with their floppy dicks? I Give them a Good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of someting

Sike I Lied your dick is dry

this ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road and she started gaging on it a lil and he said oh yeah baby you like that big dick don't ya and she oh baby its not that, ya asshole stinks

Yo momma so slutty she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

A man goes for a pee in a haunted house. He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "you got a small dick buddy" the man says to him.

Does that dick match that forehead?👀

Why did Kenny die Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?

Trust Canibles sucking each others dick

How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.

It turns into ligma Brother: what ligma Big Brother: ligma dick

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with there dicks out?

The Twin Towers

How do you know if your sisters on her period?

Your dads dick tastes funny.

What’s worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.

the wowman had a dick, lol its your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! jhon man! in new york city i am on 2 you! i will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodygard

wanna suck my dick* no well then imma go hang

Best pick up line EVER.

there is a app on your phone called ringer go into it there is a 12 to 15 digit number enter that into my phone my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer

my dick harder than stone man

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a$$ commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's" It was the funniest $h8 ever! blob:chrome-untrusted://media-app/04b6442d-df5c-4ee5-947f-ffa055c5b59a