Dick jokes
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
I eat dick.
My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock. I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick, but he said it doesn’t taste that bad, so I’ll give it a shot.