Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
Lostin Flowers14 days ago What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
i can make a word with those \DICK
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!" So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
A hand is always sad when to see a dick is going to inside.
So my son came up to me and said ‘ hey dad I’m hungry ‘ so I replied “hi hungry I’m dad “
And then I feed him my dick
why is my sister horny its bc she loves my dick
i am gay, is that ok. I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day
a customer came too me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
dick suging
Zion is so fat that his dick cant even fit in his wifes pussy
Today a girl asked me do how big is your dick so I said how big is your pussy and she said come over to my house and find out
Somebody’s son said mom my dick has white stuff coming out of it, she said oh good one son so when’s the baby coming
2 people about to have sex realise they have no lube. In their desperate, horny haste they looked for the nearest Downy and asked it " speak into my hand. "
Upon their return to the bed they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
What is the difference when I have my Dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine
O I forgot you dont got one birches such my dick
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humour, they think of humour as like a happy thing because humour makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering, if I take a joke like , how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb, none they just beat the room for being black, now that joke isn’t make light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racial discriminated against, it’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind and that is important, humour at its best takes the bad thing in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny
And before you go in the comments and say i agree with rape, I don’t, I hope everybody who rapes someone to have there dick cut of, my little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Suck tiny dick, now u have STD’s
i suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
