Dick jokes
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"
Alternative punchline:
"I had to call social services, she was only 14."
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Y'all gay asf yaya.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"