Dick jokes
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!