Dick jokes
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!"
So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.