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Mirror

    • I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

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    • Pic

    • I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!

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    • Genie

    • The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.

    So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"

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    • Nickname

    • I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."

    She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."

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    • Randy

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.

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    • Name

    • Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?

    Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.

    Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.

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    • Bastard

    • What's the definition of a bastard?

    Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

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    • Cockroach

    • A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.

    They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.

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