It turns into ligma Brother: what ligma Big Brother: ligma dick
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with there dicks out?
The Twin Towers
Dick, you're fired.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Jokemeister3
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finallly text her boyfriend ̈ Show me your dick now ́
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What do you call a fish that has a dick? MOBY DICKKKKK
what do you call a crying dick? -it call a crying dick
What do you call a dick that dosent fit in an asshole
A miss fit
Ok boys are known to measure there dicks but do girls measure there depths?????