Jock jokes

I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.

I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.

Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.

This morning, I was having a conversation with my ex-boyfriend about reincarnation. I said to him, "If you could come back in the next life as anything, what would you come back as?" He thought about it for a minute and says, "A tree. That way, everybody can look at me and admire me."

Then he says the same thing to me. I started thinking about it when these two sexy, half-naked studs walked by. One was a jock, the other on his bicycle. I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat, but knowing my luck, I'll come back as a tampon.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".