Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal...
Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Whats the difference between and american school and a shooting range
my dick doesnt get hard at the shooting range
Why is Putin and Zelensky neighbors? Apparently a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability? suck a big cock.
Who discovered shrimp were edible? Proble the same one who invented the blowjob. *-*
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the bulb and 1 to suck my dick.
What did the girl say to the white guy “ you have a peener wiener”
Susie was in her mother's room one night. As her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse, her boobs plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will i get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few year's. Her mother told susie to find her father and say goodnight. So susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering . Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, he said susie would get it after her mother went to bed .
when you send ur girl a dick pic but she says its small. so you text back and say: "enjoy the little things".
When I nailed the quiz my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
oof.
if u feeling numb use your thumb
why are indians dark? because they are born and bred in chicken curry
What does a dick and a eldarly person have in common,? They are both short.
The size doesn’t matter-Ana from frozen
Did you hear that story "three lines In the sand?" By dickadraggin
what do you call a crying dick? -it call a crying dick
What do you call a dick that dosent fit in an asshole
A miss fit
It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
