Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Section 8 Dick
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you're the type that probably thinks a section 8 is like a cool discount code or something. No, it's like government housing, usually in a bad neighborhood. In this joke, the dude's dick is a section 8, because it's got a bunch of hoes on it, kinda like people in low income government housing. Get it now, Einstein?