Typo jokes

What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"

Abortion isn't murder.

It's backspacing a typo.

My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.

It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."

Oofer.

"Thank you for letting me borrow your wife."

*darned autocorrect*

"Thank you for letting me borrow your wi-fi"

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.

Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.

Daeveeonnnn.

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My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.