Typo jokes
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Oofer.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wife."
*darned autocorrect*
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wi-fi"
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
