Dick Jokes

What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth

1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do...

dick

what did the mans dick say to the man

i just cant "hand"le it

Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I'm a fireman" The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!" The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman

Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, That some dick cut her off.

Life is like a penis. It is short

What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo? Slugma slugma dick

I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriends dick, but It's a private joke.

Q.What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common? A.They're both really short.

Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and

Rights

dick butt

He proble picks hair of he’s dads dick then probably puts it in he’s hair

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.. Me: Sorry mate it's so short get a longer one 🤣

How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick? when there is blood coming out of dick instead of sperm

A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps.on a cockroach. They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.