Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
you walk into an area that has big asses on the wall and they fell lifelike so you put your dick into them and you go on the opposite side of the wall and women are naked through the wall
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again
What do gay horses eat? -- Horse dick.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
