Destruction jokes
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they canβt be fixed.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... π
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Memes
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
I feel like the Twin Towers, Iβm broken.