Destruction jokes
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
nothing in life is the same-
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.