Destruction jokes
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.