The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
