Destruction

Destruction jokes

Dream

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I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.

Girlfriend

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One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

Baby

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What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?

Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.

Cow

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What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

A bull in a china shop.

Tower

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You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

Woman

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Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.