What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
