Destruction

Destruction jokes

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Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.

Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.

My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.

What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.

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  • What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

    What's an old Japanese man's last words?

    "Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"

    One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

    Most women are like the Twin Towers.

    It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.