What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing and then your house will be gone
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers Destruction: .....
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
are you the twin towers? cause you sure upgraded
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call hitler when he gets thrown? A gas grenade
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
9/11 is like me after im finished with my lego house. I destroy it 😄🤣
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
