Destruction jokes
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
Just do it.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.