Destruction

Destruction jokes

What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.

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    Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.

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    Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

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    There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

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    These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

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    Just do it.

    What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

    What's an old Japanese man's last words?

    "Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"

    One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

    Most women are like the Twin Towers.

    It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

    When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."