Destruction jokes
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!