Destruction jokes
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
it was just a prank bro.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday? Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.