Destruction jokes
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.