Destruction jokes
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.