Destruction jokes
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Memes
No thank you!
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.