Destruction jokes
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Memes
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.