What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
