Destruction jokes
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Laugh it off
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."