Destruction jokes
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.