Destruction jokes
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
Memes
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”