Destruction

Destruction jokes

Tower

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

Memes

Head

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

Cow

Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!

Girlfriend

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

Pig

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

Wwii

"Why do people call Americans excessive?"

"It was probably because of WWII."

"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

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  • Plane

    A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.

    When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.

    "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.

    Word

    What's an old Japanese man's last words?

    "Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"

    Pilot

    “Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

    “The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

    Osama Bin Laden

    People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

    Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.