Destruction jokes
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
oh goody
What did you call a school that got blown up?
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.