Dessert jokes

Mother: How is my little cookie doing?

Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.

Mother: Really?

Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.

Mother: 😁♥️🍪

What's the fastest cake? Scone!

What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?

Rhyme-berry pie.

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

Edible.

What did the cupcake tell its frosting?

I’d be muffin without you.

You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?

"Will there be seconds?"

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.

A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"

"Baking a cake."

The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.

"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."

What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?

A s'more.

I heard a joke about chocolate.

It wasn’t that funny.

I just Snicker-ed.

What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!