Dessert jokes

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!

"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"

"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."

"I meant the ice cream, bro..."

What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.

Where does a banana learn to split?

At sundae school!

What kind of cake can an orphan not have?

Homemade.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."

What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.

Why did the cookie cry?

Because its mom was a wafer too long!

My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"

What is a rat's favorite dessert?

A chocolate mousse cake.

Why did the cow lick your mum?

Because she had a cream pie.

What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?

The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)

The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)

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What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

How do you eat a cake?

With a fork!

What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.

A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"

Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?

Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT

A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."

How do you make a dead baby float?

Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!