What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
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What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
