Dessert jokes
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Memes
Strength
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!