I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
Dessert Jokes
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Jayden March, a name so bold, Never knew the joy of cookies untold. In a world of sugar and sweet delight, He stood apart, an unusual sight.
While others indulged in sugary bliss, Jayden abstained, dismissing the kiss Of chocolate chips and dough so divine, His willpower strong, his resolve intertwined.
No oatmeal raisin or double fudge, Could tempt his taste buds, not even a nudge. For Jayden March, a different path he took, In a world of cookies, he never partook.
His reasons unknown, a mystery untold, Perhaps he sought something purer than gold. Or maybe he craved a different kind of treat, One that couldn't be found in a cookie sheet.
But as the years passed by, curiosity grew, Whispers of wonder, questions anew. Why did Jayden March deny such delight? Was there a secret hidden in his resolute fight?
Some say he found solace in nature's embrace, In the rustle of leaves and the wind's gentle pace. Others believed his heart sought a different reward, In acts of kindness, love freely poured.
Jayden March, a man of mystery and grace, Marched to a beat only he could embrace. In a world of cookies, he found his own way, Leaving us wondering, pondering day by day.
For though he never tasted the sweetness of a treat, Jayden March's story remains incomplete. A reminder to us all, to explore and define, Our own desires, our own paths to find.
So let us celebrate Jayden's unique choice, And listen to the whisper of our own inner voice. For in a world of cookies, may we remember, That sometimes it's the journey, not the taste, we treasure.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...