In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh? Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
why did little johnny drop his ice cream? because he got hit by a bus
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed Will there be seconds
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills. The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation. The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue. In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
What cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
i drip when you take me in the mouth what am i ? ice cream
"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"
"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"
"I meant the ice cream bro..."
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? Frosting cupcake
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why do orphans eat a ice cream cone?? they cant get a afford a family pack
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
