What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Ass cream.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
