Dessert jokes
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.