Dessert jokes
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A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Memes
Le fishe
Ass cream.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.