Dessert jokes
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day. It wasn't that funny. So I just Snickered.
Dessert WHO?!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.