Dessert

Dessert jokes

Cake

What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?

She died the next weekend.

Life

Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.

Disappointing.

Memes

Tree

What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?

A meringue-atang.

Ice Cream

Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.

Rainbow

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

Marshmallow

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Ice Cream

Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?

To get the ice cream for the grandma.

Boy

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

Fork

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

Ice Cream

Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?

A. Sunday school!

Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.

Chocolate

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.