Dessert jokes
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
I like pie.
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!