Dessert jokes
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
Strength
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Ass cream.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.