Dessert jokes
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
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How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.