Dessert jokes

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"

"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."

I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

What's the food orphans can't eat?

Family-sized ice cream.

Pineapple turnover.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

Ice cream is just like I scream.

What is the biggest candy in the world?

Candy Borobudur.

Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

Starters - Foreplay

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

Dessert - Blowy

Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?

Rhyme-berry pie.

How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?

Batter.

What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?

An emochi. (search up mochi)

Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?

Mom: No, that's impossible.

Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?

Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.

Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^

Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG