My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? Frosting cupcake
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
