Dessert jokes

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

What is the biggest candy in the world?

Candy Borobudur.

Ice cream is just like I scream.

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

What competition do nuts participate in?

The peanut butter cup.

If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!

I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"

"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."

How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?

Batter.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?

An emochi. (search up mochi)

What's the food orphans can't eat?

Family-sized ice cream.

Pineapple turnover.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?

Mom: No, that's impossible.

Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?

Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.

Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^

Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG