Dessert Jokes

If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.

Strength

A four-panel cartoon shows two characters, a purple lollipop, and a gray square with a face. The lollipop asks, "How tough are you?" The square responds, "I ate 10 entire Chocolate Cakes." In the third panel, the square says with chocolate around its mouth "Well, I ate 12 of them!!!" The final panel shows the lollipop looking shocked and sweating.

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"

"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."

What's the food orphans can't eat?

Family-sized ice cream.

What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?

An emochi. (search up mochi)

Pineapple turnover.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

What is the biggest candy in the world?

Candy Borobudur.

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?

Batter.

Ice cream is just like I scream.

What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?

Rhyme-berry pie.

Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?

Mom: No, that's impossible.

Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?

Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.

Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^

Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.