Dessert jokes

Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?

He's white on the inside.

He's orange on the outside.

And then there's that stick!

Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.

You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!

Why are they called s’mores?

Because you always want another one!

Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?

Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT

Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.

Why did the cow lick your mum?

Because she had a cream pie.

What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.

How do you eat a cake?

With a fork!

Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?

Mississippi Mud.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

What did the cake say to the fork?

"Do you want a piece of me!!!"

I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.

I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."

What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?

Lady fingers.