Desire jokes
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
Memes
I Was Wrong!!!
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
I want to cream, rn.
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.