Desire jokes
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool? It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)
#takemebacksophie
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"