Desire jokes
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Can i have a girlfriend?
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
You're really sexy 😉
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.