What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans want to be criminals because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
