Desire jokes

What do orgasms and impulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

You're really sexy 😉

My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.

POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?

Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?

Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:

1. A Lambo

2. A House

3. UR MOM

What did the orphan want for Christmas?

Parents.

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.

Are you a gun because I want to live with you?

Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?

A family.

Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?

Because they want to feel wanted.

I'm hungry.

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.

Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.

Girlfriend: No.

Boyfriend: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you want sex.

Boyfriend: No, I don't.

NEXT MINUTE

The man could hear banging.

Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.

Oh wait, I am.

I'm hard right now.

'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)