Desire jokes
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
Can i have a girlfriend?
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
You're really sexy 😉
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
I'm hungry.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.