Desire jokes
I'm horny and gay.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Life's too short to want it.
Seriously, who wants dicks?
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
F*ck me!
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.