Desire jokes
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
You're really sexy 😉
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Can i have a girlfriend?
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
I'm hungry.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.