Desire jokes
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
You're really sexy 😉
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Memes
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
I'm hungry.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.