Desire jokes
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
You're really sexy 😉
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Memes
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
I'm hungry.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.