Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
Life's too short to want it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
I'm hungry.
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
F*ck me!
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
#takemebacksophie
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
