Desire jokes
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
I'm horny and gay.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.