Desire jokes
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
I want to be loved.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
She really wanted a boner.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.