You're really sexy 😉
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
Sleep, but make it forever.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
