Desire jokes

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

You're really sexy 😉

Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.

Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Sleep, but make it forever.

When I die, I want my body to be cremated.

And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)

Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍

My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."

Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?

I wish my hair was depressed.

Cause then it would cut itself.

She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.