A woman comes to the doctor and tells her, "Doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?" The doctor says, "My number."
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.
