Desire jokes
My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
Icebergie is a randy.
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
Life's too short to want it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
I wish I was blind.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool? It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."