I want to die in a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
what do depression and suicide have in common
nothing there both hanging
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut it self.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope
Bruh
I read a sign what it meant to say is you matter don't give up what I read was you don't matter give up
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb
None they just sit in the dark and cry
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
