Depression jokes
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.
Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Me.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.