Depression jokes
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Ur mum.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.