Depression jokes
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
Ur mum.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.