Depression jokes
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
Kill yourself!
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”
Hi meccool.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.