Depression jokes
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Everyone: "Wow, you're so nice and perfect! Your life must be great!"
*Reality of having depression* Me: "Oh yeah, I guess. 😀"
Depressed caller: "I'm done with everything!"
Responder: "Please hang on!"
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Ur mum.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.