Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What’s the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn’t beat cancer.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
yo life got no meaning just like your dad when he left like if its a good one
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid at least I'm out of the grave.
hey thats the thing my grandpa has, they say that to treat it i should call him a bitch!
What does a depressed person say when they're happy? "..."
my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die
You have five seconds to kill me 1.. 2... 3... 4- thank you i can rest now- WAIT HOW AM I TALKING??????????????????????
I want to die in a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
