Depression jokes
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Ur mum.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.