Depression jokes

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

Why did the orphan kill itself?

Because he's depressed about no family.

Why did the emo kid hate the tree?

It left him hanging.

Are you a knife?

Because I want to deep throat you.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?

The Emo hangs himself.

Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.

I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.

What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?

Through my arm.

Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.

Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.

An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"

"No," replies the adopted kid.

"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.

If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.

Like if you dislike emos.

Me.

Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)

Ur mum.

I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?

Pour bleach on it.

I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.