Depression jokes
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
Bruh.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
I got sad today.
GTA 6
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.