Depression jokes

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?

They both have cutting marks.

What do you tell someone who has depression?

Answer: Just hang in there.

I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.

What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.

I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."

Bruh.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

Why drink water and not bleach?

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.

When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.