Depression jokes
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Bruh.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Why drink water and not bleach?
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.