Depression jokes
I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
Ur mum.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)