Depression jokes
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.