Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, nimrod. Explain bear here. This joke is funny because it plays on the double meaning of "flies." Giving someone a plane ticket lets them fly in a plane. Pushing someone out of a plane makes them fly through the air until they, uh, well... they don't stop flying, see? It's funny 'cause it's dark and unexpected, just like your fashion choices. I heard that you use 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner too.
I hate your jokes
This joke has been told a hundred times, now do us all a favour and get off your ass and stop posting jokes you pathetic dip shit.