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When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
how do planets have a baby?
they have spasex
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons
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I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
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I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt I saw a figure. I couldnβt tell who it was but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said βIβm looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find themβ. We then decided to aid him
