Terminal illness jokes

A man has a terminal illness and isn't sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks, "How long am I going to live?"

The doctor says, "Depends, what time is it?" The doctor then looks at his watch and says, "10".

The man asks, "Ten what?"

Then the doctor keeps going, "6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1".

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"

Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."

God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:

God: No, I don’t want to.

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?

It's Morphine Time.

A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."

The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"

The doctor calmly replies "Nine".

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.

What is the best cure for aging?

Suicide.