Shortcut jokes
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
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Community talk
@matt So ik it's I shouldn't tell you how to do your job, Bur I jsut wanna suggest somethings that would help wje (mainly the community) out alot.
1st a way easier way to navigate comments.
Maybe a list you can get in the profile page? It would help with deleting comments in a more efficient manner and also finding a specific conversation you wish to reread.
Maybe you could filter it by time (in or out of a certai… Read more
@matt can we get a short cut for Explain Bear something like @EB or .EB
Idk how hard it would be bit it would be so good cuz just now.we have to write out his while name and we're lazy (we being me)