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Shortcut jokes

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"

The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."

Rape

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

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    Cycle

    We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.

    Tombstone

    A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

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    @matt So ik it's I shouldn't tell you how to do your job, Bur I jsut wanna suggest somethings that would help wje (mainly the community) out alot.

    1st a way easier way to navigate comments.

    Maybe a list you can get in the profile page? It would help with deleting comments in a more efficient manner and also finding a specific conversation you wish to reread.

    Maybe you could filter it by time (in or out of a certai… Read more

    @matt can we get a short cut for Explain Bear something like @EB or .EB

    Idk how hard it would be bit it would be so good cuz just now.we have to write out his while name and we're lazy (we being me)