Shortcut jokes
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
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Best way to do it.
#shorts
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
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Community talk
@matt So ik it's I shouldn't tell you how to do your job, Bur I jsut wanna suggest somethings that would help wje (mainly the community) out alot.
1st a way easier way to navigate comments.
Maybe a list you can get in the profile page? It would help with deleting comments in a more efficient manner and also finding a specific conversation you wish to reread.
Maybe you could filter it by time (in or out of a cert… Read more
@matt can we get a short cut for Explain Bear something like @EB or .EB
Idk how hard it would be bit it would be so good cuz just now.we have to write out his while name and we're lazy (we being me)