Death jokes
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
👌neck
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.