Death jokes
Sleep, but make it forever.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.