Death jokes
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.