when you look exactaly like your dead cousin and every body thinks she faked her death
FUCKING MENT
What Do You Sing On a Dead Person's Birthday? Happy Death-Day To You
Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it died.
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin. Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you.
Q=Why did the teacher die, A=Because he hated his life
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel. The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning. The guys show up and the guards shoot them. The guys die because the guards used real guns.
One time there was a squirrel who died. It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
my dad- you better ware flip-flopped everywhere suicidal son-goes to crack ally
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect
my grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS
What do you call a animal in space just death because you need a space suit
What is death hell because there is no brige to heven
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death i cleary asked for jammy dodgers and got bourbons
My life is meaningless that i made a crime just to get shot 0-0 This is not a joke this is just about death...
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
One random youtube comment in 2018: Soon, A virus will come to earth A year later: Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha Another year later: Time to die a painful death. Another year later: God has come with the cure
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
This joke is so dark I need life
if steven hawking was walking they would have a hawk problem
