Death jokes
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.