Death jokes
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
Someone dies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.