What happens when Steven hawking dies?
Take his I pad to cash convertes
How do you spell racecar backwards? racecar How do you spell racecar sideways? Paul Walkers death.
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guys says "Well I've always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says "Well I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"
Roses are red violets are blue if you play fortnite then r.i.p you
why did no one turn up to Jhon's funeral? because sally wrote the invitations
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
why did the emo kid try high five the tree
so it can hang him
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood. Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
I was at a funeral and told a joke and my sister said “I’m dead” so I said “that’s what she said.”
"I hope my death would make for sense then my life"- joker
Why did Technoblade die?
Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
So I met Micheal Jackson before he died he dragged me to his bed
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Steven Hawking died because he was to far away from the Wi-Fi router
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
STEPHEN HAWKINS ISNT ACCTUALLY DEAD HE IS JUST HAVING A UPDATE
Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.
After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.
After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies. Did I mention he was suicidal?
