Death jokes
I love jumping off cliffs.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.