Death jokes
How do you know an orphan is telling the truth?
When they swear on their mother's grave!
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.