Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
Hawking's Reboot
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Explain Bear
Okay, Steven, listen up. You're the kind of person who thinks turning things off and on again fixes everything. I bet you've tried rebooting your toaster when it burns your bread. Stephen Hawking was a brilliant scientist, not a computer. And 'factory setting' is a pretty dumb idea considering what he achieved. You're lucky I'm a bear and not a scientist.