Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby In a clown suit
where do u take Stephen hawking when he dies
the apple repair store
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months. At the funeral, a man see the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man look at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
Man: Doctor where are you taking me Doctor: to the morgue Man: but I’m not dead yet Doctor: are we there yet
How to make an orphan die
Tell then to yell until their folks come home.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left." The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
me: hey siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: yes I was informed she died from sugondese
me: wat is dat?
Siri: sugondese nuts
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east
me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can
What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien
How do you know someone is going to die? he can't stop coughing. (coffin)
My friend died from Ligma! Ligma Balls.
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
Before my grandad died he whispered to me is your uncle still in the basement i said he has died oh my grandad said i will lock him in heavens basement
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died "can you stop shaking the latter please"
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead
My girlfriend passed away recently.
at the funeral everyone was shocked about it
Still even when dead she is the best shag I've ever known
