Death jokes
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
Don't do suicide, that shit kills.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .