Death jokes
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
Slit your wrists.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.