Death

Death jokes

Abortion

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.

Dora

Kids- it's time for Dora.

Kids- YAY!

Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.

Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?

Kids- Where's Dora?

Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.

Kids- Poor Dora.

Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Swiper - AH MAN!!

Dick

My dick is red.

Your pussy's pink.

It's really tight

When you're dead.

Wish

If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.

Baby

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Glock

ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

Indian

An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?

Nothing, he was dead.

Orphan

Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?

Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.

Shovel

My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."