Death jokes
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
Slit your wrists.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!