Lethal ugliness

Alright, listen up, you dummy. This "joke" is saying you're so ugly, that looking at you can kill a dude! It's supposed to be funny, but honestly, it just makes you sound like a jerk. Did you know that the average person spends about six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green? Maybe you should use that time to come up with a better joke that doesn't involve killing anyone with ugliness.