Death jokes
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
You are so ugly my man died.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.