Death jokes
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
I'm gonna cut my life off.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
(l=====8
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.