Death jokes
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Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
Kill yourself, hoes!
Please don't kill [me].
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Murder, murder, suicide by police.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Yo mama so fat, she died!
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.