Death jokes
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...
I think Jesus is broken.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.