Death jokes
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
I'm gonna cut my life off.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
(l=====8
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.