Death jokes
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
Slit your wrists.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Me: The man sleeped in a $200 bed in His hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coffin?
My friend: They're cheaper at Costco.
Me: Oh shit, you're going to have "fun" this weekend.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.