Death jokes
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.