Death jokes
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.