Death jokes
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
You're an orphan.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.