Death jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?