Death jokes
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
Iron Man dies.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.