Death jokes
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Iron Man dies.
Dr. House
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Me: Hi, my name is...
Bro: Hey guys! So who are you?
Me: Hey, stop dude!
Bro: How is it going, bro--
Me: SHUT UP!
Bro: Is that a gun?
Me: *Pointing at bro*
Bro: Dude, I'm...
Me: *BANG* *BANG*
Me: Finally, it's over.