Death jokes
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Top 10 anime deaths
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Iron Man dies.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
Suicide
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"