Death jokes
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
Me: Hi, my name is...
Bro: Hey guys! So who are you?
Me: Hey, stop dude!
Bro: How is it going, bro--
Me: SHUT UP!
Bro: Is that a gun?
Me: *Pointing at bro*
Bro: Dude, I'm...
Me: *BANG* *BANG*
Me: Finally, it's over.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.