Death jokes

Now their owner is dying.

HAHAHAHA

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

What do you call the nun that hates?

For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.

What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?

The school shooter will always spare you.

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣

Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.

What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?

Answer: She’s dead.

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.

A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.

Which one hits the ground first?

The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.

My ex died today.

I also lost my job as a butcher.

How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.

In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.

What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?

The flowers actually get picked.

Today my idiot brother screamed, "Ahhhhh, I'm dead!" But it wasn't really, so I decided to make it a reality until my sister came...

AND HELPED ME! - for once, but then two minutes later my mom showed up. We killed him right in front of her, and she screamed! "Donuts and pizza for you and more if you go to Mrs. Roberts' house and say hi and bye to Daddy!!!!!" And she hands us both a sharp tool, and I say, "What about Tommy??!!! Aren't you MAD!!!!!!!" Then she replied, "Who's THAT!!??? Coz he ain't mine. His name is Tommy, Tommy Roberts."

So then me and my sister visit Mrs. Roberts, and she said, "Oh, this isn't anything important. Go home!" So then my sister and I say hi! and do a countdown. After that my Nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR, MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL! 😊😊😊 But then the police question us where daddy was, so then Mom said....................... oh he's moved on! So then the police officer was like, "Ahem, ma'm where!" SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................

ok like for part two☺☺☺

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”