Death jokes

Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.

Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.

Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

Orphan: How come?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Orphan: . . . .

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What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?

DeterMIENATION

What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.

How did Sally die?

She got shot.

What do you call a dev that is dead?

A deadveloper.

Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?

Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.

Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.

How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?

At least 13 because my basement is still dark.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.

Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.

I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

"Knock, knock."

"Orphan: Who's there?"

"Not your parents."

My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

So I went to my friend's funeral today. As we were all leaving, a kid put a "get well soon" card next to my friend's grave. 'Poor kid'.

Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.

What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.